How to Walk Out of a Movie

By Michael J. Legeros


Instructions

  1. Stand up.
  2. Walk toward exit.
  3. Walk through exit.
     

Optional

Ask manager for money back. If admission was free, ask manager for however many minutes of your life back.



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