Afterwords, Part 2
Twelve High Points
- The Washington State Fire Academy
- Driving at dusk anywhere in eastern Oregon
- Snake River Canyon (and cool span bridge) in Twin Falls, Idaho
- Spending the night in a log-cabin home in Provo, Utah
- The rocks and rock formations of eastern Utah
- Hanging around each end of the Eisenhower Tunnel
- Passing through the Colorado Rockies past Glenwood Springs
- Older buildings in older Kansas towns
- Touring the fire stations of Columbus, Indiana
- Visiting a Meijer store (they have everything)
- A century-old suspension bridge in Wheeler, West Virginia
- Driving 90 mph during rush hour on I-270 into Washington, D.C.
Twelve Surprises
- Didn't take any naps
- Didn't get sick of driving, not even once
- Didn't even think to check construction delays
- Didn't want to do anything at night, except write (or chat)
- Used every available minute of every day
- And thus arrived late at the end of every day
- How miserably my plan to rely on local radio failed
- How quickly I lost track of the date and the day of the week
- That a 35mm, auto-focus SLR camera is easy to use
- That a 35mm, SLR camera is easy to potentially break
- That a newer car really can drive that far without blinking
- That cousins are fun (I don't get out much)
Sum Summary
- Total mileage: 4075
- Total hours of driving: 62.7 (average 65 mph)
- Total gallons of gas used: 135.8 (average 30 mpg)
- Total cost of already expensive as Hell gas: $183.80
- Cost of lodging: $381.79
- Cost of rental car: $89.30
- Cost of stuffing face: $191.75
- Cost of Wal-Mart et al purchases: $353.67
- Notebooks filled: 4
- Rolls of Fuji film shot: 90
- Postcards sent like a crazy man: 30
- Eyeglass repair solutions attempted: 3 *
- Malls or mega-stores visited: 36 (estimated)
- Fire stations visited: 40 (estimated)
- PayDay bars consumed: 10 Known lesbians met: 1
* Scotch tape, sticky stuff, and homemade splint
Waiting at Home
- 31 flyers, catalogs, or other undesired mailings
- 20 e-mail messages (was sorting on the road)
- 13 bills or bill-related items
- 9 magazines
- 5 letters or postcards
- 4 payments for online auctions 3 answering-machine messages (1
hang-up)
- 3 self-sent packages of used film and shit
- 2 die-cast toy fire trucks
- 2 compact discs
- 1 camera *
- 1 cat, black
* ordered for trip, arrived hours after leaving
States Traveled Through
- Washington
- Oregon
- Idaho
- Utah
- Colorado
- Kansas
- Missouri
- Illinois
- Indiana
- Ohio
- West Virginia
- Pennsylvania
- Maryland
- District of Columbia
- Virginia
- North Carolina
Highways Traveled On
- I-90
- I-82
- I-84
- I-15
- Hwy 50
- I-70
- I-65
- I-70 again
- I-270
- I-495
- I-95
- I-85
- US 1
Mileage by Day
- Day 1 - 325
- Day 2 - 389
- Day 3 - 300 something
- Day 4 - around 350
- Day 5 - 329
- Day 6 - 377
- Day 7 - 275 or so
- Day 8 - 450
- Day 9 - 346
- Day 10 - 413
- Day 11 - 296
Wal-Mart Purchases
- baby wipes
- bath towels
- bed sheets (for covering front seat)
- cartoon-character stickers (for postcards)
- chewing gum
- compact disc player
- compact discs
- deodorant
- die-cast bulldozer (1:64 scale) die-cast emergency vehicle
assortment
- die-cast farm tractor key ring
- distilled water
- drinking water
- fanny pack
- film
- Fix-A-Flat
- flip-flops
- garbage bags
- gym shorts
- latest issue of "Entertainment Weekly"
- motor oil (5W-30)
- motor oil container spout
- notebooks
- packing tape
- PayDay candy bars
- pens
- plastic container (for car stuff)
- postcards
- prepaid AT&T phone card
- Q-Tips (for swabbin' the dreck)
- scissors
- socks
- spare car key
- tank-tops
- tee-shirts
- tire gauge
Compact Disc Purchases
- Brian Setzer Orchestra, The, "Vavoom"
- Elvis Presley, "As Recorded at Madison Square Garden"
- Frank Yankovic, "Greatest Hits"
- Halford, "Resurrection"
- Judy Garland, "Best of"
- Mitch Miller and the Gang, "Sing Along with Mitch"
- Raven, "All For One"
- Rockin' Vickers, The, "The Complete 'It's Alright!'"
- Rod Stewart, "Best of"
- Thin Lizzy, "Live - One Night Only"
- Various Artists, "Ryman Country Homecoming"
- Various Artists, "Stairways to Heaven"
- Ventures, The, "Play Telstar / Play the Country
Classics"
Movies Missed (So Far)
- Autumn In New York
- The Basket
- Bless This Child
- But I'm A Cheerleader!
- Butterfly
- Coyote Ugly
- The Original Kings Of Comedy
- The Life And Times Of Hank Greenburg
- Love's Labour's Lost
- Spike And Mike's Classic Animation Festival
Additional Lists Available on Request
- Movies Not Missed
- Wal-Mart Stores Visited
- Time Zones Traveled Through
- States Traveled Through (in Alphabetical Order)
- The Roads Not Taken
- Strange Smells By Day
- Ten Disappointments
- Ten Bigger Disappointments
- Pieces of Lint Removed From Navel And The Religious Icons They
Resemble
Copyright 2000 by Michael J. Legeros
Copyright 2023 by Michael J. Legeros
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