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Why? The question is rarely asked of why I review movies-- and have been reviewing movies since 1992, albeit with varying fre- quency, writing style, and word count. Instead, most folks, be they friends, family members, or faithful readers, go right on a- head and presume an answer. Some believe I'm grooming myself for a paying gig. Others see a habit, compulsion, or outright obses- sion. I've been evaluated as using movies as escapism, social a- voidance, time-killing, or just a place to go in the summer that has better air-conditioning than mine. Of course, the last four don't require review-writing. (I could catch two or three more movies a week were I not writing about them!) There must be a- nother agenda. Perhaps to stay entitled to those precious sneak- preview passes that the studios send? (Or, more accurately, that only a *couple* of studios send *me*.) Nope, tix can be scored by scanning "The Spectator" and "The Independent" each week. (Not that packed sneak screenings are exactly the next best thing to sliced bread. More on that later. Nor does free admission dimin- ish the after-agony if the flick sucks. When is often.) Maybe it's a label thing-- an easy way to think better of myself, because I'm doing something that most people aren't. (It certain- ly comes in handy as small talk when meeting chicks!) Hell, maybe it's nothing more complicated than having a different-but-not-too- different topic to write about each week. I guess I *am* a writ- er... There's also the associated unpredictability that's kinda exciting: never knowing your weekend plans until Wednesday, when the Friday releases are announced; as well as never knowing what words'll come when I typewrite (actually computer-write) on Sat- urday night or Sunday morning. (In lieu of dates, with girls, I often compose myself early Saturday evening, before taking myself out to the Longbranch.) Sometimes I have a lot to say; sometimes very little. And sometimes I skip the review-writing altogether. (Those are the weekends when the long-suffering members of my pri- vate mailing list are invariably subjected to some out-there, non- film-related essay...) Being a "critic" isn't all fun, games, and indulgent writing, ei- ther. Yeah, you get to see movies both for free and a few days before everyone else does. (And occasionally a few *weeks* before everyone else! Like HAPPY, TEXAS, which was screened more than a month before the general release.) For those of us with day jobs, however, we're limited to weekday *evening* screenings. *Packed* evening screenings, where arriving a half-hour early-- for primo seats-- results in a thirty-minute aural assault of increasingly deafening crowd noise. (It's also a convenient time to get grumpy as parents with young children take nearby seats.) I dunno, maybe most folks prefer to see movies with others; I'd rather have the theater to myself, with no one talking or whispering or crunching candy or sucking their teeth or, worst of all, reeking of cigaret- te smoke and/or cologne. (Did get my wish, once, while dating a theater manager. She closed the auditorium to the general public and we screening Sam Raimi's ARMY OF DARKNESS. Just the two of us, plus lunch.) Nope, not exactly a doggy doo-free walk in the park. And, mind you, this is *with* credit given to the theater! This is *with* the presumption that the feature is started on time, has a mini- mal number of previews (preferably those you haven't seen ten times before), and is shown in focus, "in sound," and at the cor- rect volume level. (In Raleigh/Durham, projection quality at the 'plexes was a tall order until the first stadium seater opened a couple years ago. The Grande ushered in-- ha!-- quite a few com- petitive changes.) (Second sidebar: I've taken to arriving *late* of late. Maybe five or ten minutes after the scheduled start time. Works *wonders* at avoiding annoying trailers. Of course, so does plugging your ears and humming loudly...) Okay, so maybe being a non-paid, non-professional critic is a royal pain. If not most of the time, at least almost most of the time. So why do it? Why bother? Why not just wait and rent the damn video? The an- swer is the same answer a child gives when asked why they like go- ing to the movies. Because it's a *movie*. Why do I like going to the movies? Because the screen is so big that it fills my field of vision. Because my senses are overpow- ered with sight and sound and emotion. Because I get lost in the lives of the characters. When they're in peril, I feel in peril; when something funny happens to them, I react in a split-second. And when the credits roll and the lights come up, only *then* do I start remembering the details of my own life. (The more engros- sing the movie, the longer it takes to shake any newly acquired identities.) For those of us who love movies, and whose lives collect as many *movie* moments as real ones, there ain't no sub- stitute. Not a teeny-tiny television screen. Not a stage play. Not even a good book-- and we *know* there's nothing as good as a good book! For those of us who love movies, it's an irresistible form of hyper-engagement. Both emotionally and logically. While we're busy being scared, suspicious, excited, or enthralled, a different part of our brain is assessing the technical qualities of the film. We cannot not notice the plot, script, special ef- fects, sound recording, or a hundred other things. For some movie lovers, this is a less-conscious process. Nagging notions *during* the feature that are made clear later, after the emotional impact of the characters has calmed. (If tears are pre- sent-- from laughing *or* crying-- this can take a little while.) (Second sidebar: I cried during THE LITTLE MERMAID. One after- noon, while off-duty from the firehouse. Just sat there and che- erfully bawled.) For others, like myself and maybe most critics, emo-logical assessment is an active process. We're thinking while we're feeling and, usually, while making mental or written note of both. (I typically tote a notebook. The number of jots, however, is a factor of the film's engaging-ness. The more I'm enthralled, the less I scribble...) So why *does* Yours Truly review movies? Because that's what happens when I watch them. Because a review is really just a transcription of what I was thinking while I was watching. And which are the same things I'd say in person. For those of us who loves movies-- who open ourselves to boundless joy when they're good and betrayed pain when they're bad-- we *always* tell each other what we thought. I just do it in print. Copyright 2000 Michael J. Legeros Movie Hell is a trademark of Michael J. Legeros
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