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Let's see if I can get it straight: there's this Asian chick (Viv- ian Wu), a Japanese fashion model who likes her lovers, specifical- ly master calligraphers, to write on her bod. See, her father was a writer, who started this strange business by painting poems on her face (and her back) on her every birthday. However, he could only get published by granting sexual favors to a perverted pub- lisher, an arrangement that his daughter was aware of from an early age and, I guess, set the stage for her subsequent ink and, ah, ink pot adventures. (Her mother didn't help matters much either, al- ways reading to the wee one from this 10th Century diary of erotic remembrance called "The Pillow Book.") Later, in her twenties, and with the desire to create her *own* body of work, she spins an ela- borate plot for revenge that involves her writing, her writing pad (a bisexual translator, played by Ewan McGregor) and her writing pad's lover (dad's old publisher, who sent her a scathing rejection letter). That Peter Greenaway (PROSPERO'S BOOKS, THE COOK, THE THIEF, HIS WIFE, AND HER LOVER) directs should say everything. (The exper- imental narrative is an experience unto itself, with it's layered backgrounds, interlaced images, varied framing, and occasional subtitles.) I was fascinated for a while, then grew bored, then was ready to leave, then became interested again, then sat up straight. (The latter was during the stomach-churning second hour, when the director details how a body is turned into a book. Literarily. Don't say you weren't warned.) There's enough beauty here to choke a painted horse, but it takes two long damn hours to fully flesh out. And, of course, we get gobs of full frontal nud- ity, which is fine, except for the sex scenes, which leave you wondering just how aroused these guys actually are when the only woodys on screen are writing instruments. (Not Rated/126 min.) Grade: B Copyright 1997 Michael J. Legeros Movie Hell is a trademark of Michael J. Legeros
Originally posted to triangle.movies in MOVIE HELL: July 13, 1997