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KNOCK OFF is one. Forget that the director is Hong Kong heavy Tsui Hark. Forget that he's actually filmed this one in HK. Jean-Claude Van Damme's latest is as awful an action film as you're likely to see this year. At least the first 45 minutes or so are amusing in the way that only really, really bad movies can be. How *will* I ever erase the image of Rob Schneider flogging Kickboxer Boy with an eel, whilst the pair competes in a rickshaw race? Move that beautiful ass. With Paul Sorvino, slumming. (Rated "R"/103 min.) Grades: F Copyright 1998 Michael J. Legeros Movie Hell is a trademark of Michael J. Legeros
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MOVIE HELL: September 7, 1998